For the most part, this blog will be a selection of amusing quotes and jests regarding the world. This shall then be partnered by a few much-peeved rants and finished off with the inevitable Tumblr-based pictures of kittens sleeping where you would expect to see food.

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n’awwwww

n’awwwww

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Ahhhhh

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Ahhhhh

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Don’t worry Richard, it was brilliant.

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I came in, like I spent the week before coming up with ideas,and like I had like a whole notebook full of (notes), and I was like ok I have this and this and they were like “People don’t do that and we don’t do that”, and I was like “ok, ok”. I just sort of like get nervous if I’m not prepared for things.The only thing that they took from me was when I told the digital short guys that I loved hip hop and I loved, you know, filthy rap. I don’t rap around the house, per say, but I’ve been known to, you know, sing along in the car to my Lil’ Kim. - Natalie Portman on hosting Saturday Night Live

I came in, like I spent the week before coming up with ideas,and like I had like a whole notebook full of (notes), and I was like ok I have this and this and they were like “People don’t do that and we don’t do that”, and I was like “ok, ok”. I just sort of like get nervous if I’m not prepared for things.
The only thing that they took from me was when I told the digital short guys that I loved hip hop and I loved, you know, filthy rap. I don’t rap around the house, per say, but I’ve been known to, you know, sing along in the car to my Lil’ Kim. - Natalie Portman on hosting Saturday Night Live

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